If I ever did a giveaway, I’d make it so only people ALREADY following me were eligible. I don’t wanna reward people who are just following me because I’m giving something away.
i wish aziz ansari as Tom Haverford would have been the one to announce the new apple watch because that’s such a him idea. (tom haverford voice) It’s a watch…. *finger guns* that makes phonecalls. It’s a watch… *finger guns* that lets you control the temperature of any room. I call it (long pause, looks straight into the camera) Watch the Throne.