Is there a less abrupt way to say “I think you only see me as a friend, but I’d love to show you all the fun things I can do with my tongue and maybe change your mind”???

My job is so perfect I wanna cry: example 578853268953

jerkenglish:

when people send me dumb asks out of no where

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jiritlustys:

homerunsandhattricks:

You know strip poker?

What if there was strip hockey?

Just, “Whelp, other team scored a goal, guess our jerseys come off.”

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eartheld:

theretiredskibum:

Guanella Pass.  June 15, 2013.  Georgetown, Colorado

mostly nature
eartheld:

theretiredskibum:

Guanella Pass.  June 15, 2013.  Georgetown, Colorado

mostly nature

eartheld:

theretiredskibum:

Guanella Pass.  June 15, 2013.  Georgetown, Colorado

mostly nature

Constructin’ for the new apartment 🔨🔩🏡

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

son: dad what’s for dinner?
dad: dinner? nope. i said 1000 RTs or no dinner. sorry
son: we haven’t eaten in days
dad: 1000 RTs or we starve